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April 17, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Blockers (2018)

Leslie Mann, Ike Barinholtz, and John Cena try to stop their daughters from losing their virginity on prom night in this crazy comedy.

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April 3, 2018

I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With (2006) Movie Review

I have no idea what’s in store for me with that title...

In I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With, our hero, James, is a fatty. Not only that, though. He’s also a fatty actor/comedian. But his life is just not going the way he wants. He’s 39 and living with his mother; his girlfriend just broke up with him; his main job is on a TV show called Smear Job where they prank people with the most NOT FUNNY set ups; his agent dumps him, and then he’s fired from his Second City job.

In between all of this, we meet the quirky cast of characters that make up his friends, the ice cream chick who decides to fuck him because she’s never been with a fat guy then cuts him loose, and actually a decent meet-cute with a woman who could end up being a good match for him. You know, when he’s not making a fool of himself by telling her 5-year old students that he needs to get laid.

Basically this film is one of those dramedy, human character studies about life, love, loss, and maneuvering through the world while finding your place in it.


Folks, there’s only one thing worse than watching crap horror films. And that’s watching Woody Allen wanna-be, pretentious, pseudo-intellectual, ‘look how deep and thought provoking and INTERESTING I am though really I’m trite as fuck’, absolute and total drivel.

Writer, director, and star, Jeff Garlin, has done a shit ton of work. I haven't seen the majority of it but he seems like he’d be funny in real life. The ensemble cast is filled with a ton of actors I recognize: Sarah Silverman, Bonnie Hunt (whom I ADORE), Dan Castellaneta, Tim Kazurinsky, Amy Sedaris, just to name of few. There are a LOT more. Not sure if they all crossed paths at Second City or what but whatever.

Don't you have some paste to eat? Go away now. 

I’m not debating the acting talent or comedic caliber available in this movie. I’m just not sure this ended up being a good vehicle to showcase it. The whole flick felt like the John Candy movie, "Only the Lonely", had a one night stand with Steve Martin’s "LA Story", while Woody Allen psychoanalyzed it all into quick anecdotes, stereotypes, and cliches.

I can’t even begin to tell you how bored I was while watching this. And I hate to admit it, but I would rather watch a Chemical Burn film than this utter bullshit (which is good because I have at least 2 more in my DVD stack to review).

Fuck this movie.

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March 25, 2018

Double Review: Retirement of Joe Corduroy and Skin Eating Jungle Vampires

Since one of the films I’m covering today is a short, let’s make this a double review, shall we? You’re welcome. Though after reading the second review, you may die a little inside.


The Retirement of Joe Corduroy (2012)

This short film is a nice little slice of revenge exploitation. I’m not saying it’s superior to most that are already out there but only using up 25 minutes AND still getting me to care about the characters is a pretty neat trick.

Joe is a retiring dentist. He’s not all that thrilled at the reality but seems he can’t do much about it. He and his nephew, Spencer, are really close and share a love of guns. I think it’s implied that they share a lot more and have a great relationship but the guns are the main focus here. One night, Spencer is jumped, mugged, beaten, and left for dead. As he lies in a hospital bed, comatose, Joe whispers a promise to him - “They’re all gonna pay.”

And so Joe starts a new job of taking down criminals, vigilante style! 

March 3, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Annihilation (2018)

Kevin reviews the sci-fi film adaptation of the book. He also digs into some quick Black Panther commentary, because it's so good that it doesn't need his review.

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February 26, 2018

Movie Review: "Thief - Someday You Will Pay" (2017; Moritz Hellfritzsch Film Produktion)

...tis a funny thing how some folks feel about fate and karma. Once things are set in motion, whether on purpose or by chance, the end result...whatever it is...is inescapable and irreparable...or so they say. And the intangible & oh-so transparent driver of that karma is...well, let's just say that it's hardly prejudice towards whether the actions or intentions that put the karma into play, are good or bad...just or unjust...intentional or unintentional. Let's face it: what will invariably happen, will invariably happen; think of it not unlike that of the dark side of Newton's 3rd Law. They say that you can't run from it...you can't hide from it...you can't ignore it...you can't just to a 180-degree turnabout, playin' all goodie-goodie, and not expect the bad, or at the very least the wholly unexpected, to catch up with you, if it was meant to be.....

...uh, point in case.....

February 6, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: The Podcast! #148 - Boob Armor

Kevin and Dalyn head to Jeff's place to discuss new Marvel trailers, kids' movies, the releas of Back Woods 2 (including Kevin's creepy #MeToo story from the set), Jeff's weird dream, some new Xbox game reviews, Gloryhoundd's Blood Bowl II league, Black Mirror, the new Andre the Giant documentary, and more.

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January 30, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - A Futile and Stupid Gesture (Netflix, 2018)

David Wain directs a biopic about the creation of The National Lampoon and the downfall of one of its founders.

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January 25, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - My Next Guest: Barack Obama (Netflix, 2018)

David Letterman returns in his monthly Netflix series to interview the 44th US President and visit Selma.

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January 23, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Black Lightning: S1E1 (CW/DC, 2018)

DC's latest CW series pulls a vigilante with amazing powers out of retirement and starts with a bang.

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January 20, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - The End of the F***ing World: Season 1 (Netflix, 2018)

Two disturbed teens run away and end up in a horrible situation they can't get away from.

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January 18, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - The Greatest Showman (2017)

The life of P.T. Barnum is told through a musical starring Hugh Jackman, Zendaya, and Zac Efron.

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January 16, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Too Funny To Fail (Hulu, 2017)

The rise and fall of The Dana Carvey Show is documented thanks to the help of its creators and stars.

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January 13, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)

The star filled sequel takes four high school kids inside of a dangerous video game.

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January 11, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Gilbert (Future You, 2017)

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried is profiled in this documentary about his career and private life.

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January 9, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Glitch: Season 2 (Netflix, 2017)

The second season of the Australian sci-fi series answers mamny questions while creating many more.

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January 6, 2018

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - The Disaster Artist (Point Grey Pictures, 2017)

James and Dave Franco play Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero in the biopic about the making of a cult favorite bad movie.

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December 29, 2017

Movie Review: Kill Katie Malone (2010)

Sorry it’s been a hot minute since I delved into the slooooooowly dwindling tower of DVDs I got from CHC. I’d like to say the holidays have been super busy for me but to be honest, I think I just got overwhelmed by the stack of suck staring at me every day from the TV stand...reminding me...that it’s full of suck...

Anyway, let’s get into the next one. *weeps*

Kill Katie Malone opens with a terrified young girl holding a box that obviously unnerves her. As she runs to grab something to set the cursed thing on fire, she trips over nothing (bitches always be tripping over nothing) and doesn’t succeed. When her father bursts in, trying to convince some unseen power to spare his daughter, it doesn’t listen.

Obvi.

December 25, 2017

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (Disney/Lucasfilm, 2017)

The latest in the Star Wars series has received mixed reviews, but Kevin Moyers tells all the haters why they (including Mark Hamill) are wrong in this spoiler-filled review. Happy Life Day!

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December 21, 2017

FanCam: The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special (2002)

The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special is lifted right from the one-shot comic of the same name. With a budget of around 3K, director Scott Lebrecht was the first to bring the Main Man to the big screen! The eight-minute short film was for Lebrecht's USC film school project and there is a LOT of love dumped into it. Love dumping like Santa in a North Pole prostitute. Yep, this one isn't for the kiddies. The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special is a favorite comic of mine and is one of the funny books largely responsible for what I do today. It is irreverent, violent and quite funny. And surprisingly, so is Lebrecht's short film!

December 19, 2017

Cinema Head Cheese: Podshort! - Animal Factory (Arrow Video, 2000/2017)

Steve Buscemi directs an all-star cast in this story of a young man's time in prison.

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